Is a Compulsive Liar

is a little girly girl

Eats 10 times a day!

He has a big moustache but only is 15 years old

is my son
come to daddy

is in a mental hospital

is there with me
come to daddy

Has never left his computer in the last 72 hours

While working at the local dump, he stumbled upon a dead dog one sunny afternoon.

Being raised in a home with an over bearing father and a obsessive mother, young Gilga learned the hard way that “waste not, want not” was not only good advice it was a motto to live by.

So he pulled out his trusty hunting knife and proceeded to skin what was left of the now three day old rotting carcass, after all dog fur while not was warm as rabbit is still better then no fur.

Next he proceeded to do a field striping of what meat he could, and even some he shouldn’t. Soon there after he had now collected what he deemed a nice hide and a few pounds of Fido’s finest steaks. “Mmmmm I can already smell the tasty little meal you will make me”

Not willing to wait till he was happily back at his abode Gilga remembered the hibachi grill he saw a few trash pile back, “yes that should work”

Well before you could say Bob is your uncle and he slept with your sister while you parents were in the next room and you hid in the closet so he would find you and kill your family while they slept like he had promised to do a few times already, Gilga had him self a nice roast dog snack. Whats even more he took the time while the meat cook to fashion me these nice boots---sure they smell funny but ahh they are warm

is a monkey^_^