Has not enough experience points to evolve into pikachu

Cried at the end of Driving Miss Daisy....then fapped to Jessica Tandy.

One time while hanging out at my brother we decided to go across the street to the school playground….

On the way we found a steaming pile of animal crap, I think it was small dog or big cat not sure, but we get to the park and he decide it would be funny to mess with this black boy on the swings---personal I said hell no that isn’t funny—but instead of listening to me he ran over grabbed the kid and started calling him all these things like….well I cant say them here….

(keep in mind he is 31 and this kid is like 9 if that)

But any ways he drags him back to the turd and rubs his face in it……it was nasty and such

And the kid is all crying and such ..and here is the worst part, he says “he I am a f-ing cop and if you tell anyone I swear to god I will kick in your door and shoot your whole family and hull to to jail where I will rape you and then let the other criminals go to

Needless to say I don’t hang out with him any more

wasn't is brother but him who did that liar

^^^Jesus Christ, dude!!

Crazy story!

What's even crazier is that Supermario128 was that shitty faced kid!

But, I'm not black!

his favorite game ever is E.T. for the atari

Puts his elbows on the dinner table.