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Comrade Tovya on 05 January 2009

^^^ What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you stereotyping African-Americans or something?



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The Ghost of RubangB on 06 January 2009
im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

I'm quoting this just in case you edit it, because I want to be able to come back and read it later, perhaps out loud to some black cops.

Not only are you being racist, but what if a black cop is old, wounded, pregnant, or schizophrenic?

And if your whole plan is "find somebody who knows what they're doing and hide behind them because I am aware of my own incompetence," I guarantee you won't last a day.  In fact, you're more likely to get in the way and cause the deaths of all your black cop heroes.



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11ht11 on 06 January 2009

ok would find

a gun shop or any place with guns
a group of survivors
look for food
a place to hide, a tall building where i can watch everything
get a bunch of stuff to block weak parts in the building im in
if we run out of food, then try to get out of town
if we cant, try to kill all of them



Hawk on 06 January 2009
Hawk said:
Carl2291 said:
buy a zombie suit. paint my face green. and run around teamkilling the now confused zombies with my mighty zombie hammer +3. then stand gleefully ontop of a mountain of dead (again) zombies shouting "hurrah!! i am the saviour."
if more arrive. i pull out my red leathers and bust my moves to "thriller" screm "heeeheeee". then run away. where id use my super powers to make the zombies obey my ever whim. invade isreal. run away again when i find nukes. travel to the bahamas on my newly crafted "zombie float" get stoned. wake up the next day and smile. knowing i had a good day previously

Eeeee...moeeee...teeep

I don't think anyone caught what I was trying to do.  In the Mummy, when Johnathan pretends to be one of Imhotep's zombie like followers and walks in a daze saying "Eeee- moooeee- tep".  I that it was one of the funniest moments in a movie.

 



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Thatmax on 06 January 2009

Climb into my attic and chill, zombies cant climb for shit... according to most movies anyways : )



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allaboutthegames885 on 06 January 2009
im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

 

I'm offended, but not because of the whole "black cop" thing (offensive to be certain, but please just bear with me here), I'm offended because I myself am a "skizophrenic white male"... All the same, I'm as good as dead if this actually happens, like I said...



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bardicverse on 06 January 2009

Nuke it all, self included. Better dead than undead.



bardicverse on 06 January 2009
The Ghost of RubangB said:
im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

I'm quoting this just in case you edit it, because I want to be able to come back and read it later, perhaps out loud to some black cops.

Not only are you being racist, but what if a black cop is old, wounded, pregnant, or schizophrenic?

And if your whole plan is "find somebody who knows what they're doing and hide behind them because I am aware of my own incompetence," I guarantee you won't last a day. In fact, you're more likely to get in the way and cause the deaths of all your black cop heroes.

You fail, Rubang and Comrade. He's pretty much outlining the entire plot of Dawn of the Dead. It was a JOKE.

 

 



Kasz216 on 06 January 2009
bardicverse said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

I'm quoting this just in case you edit it, because I want to be able to come back and read it later, perhaps out loud to some black cops.

Not only are you being racist, but what if a black cop is old, wounded, pregnant, or schizophrenic?

And if your whole plan is "find somebody who knows what they're doing and hide behind them because I am aware of my own incompetence," I guarantee you won't last a day. In fact, you're more likely to get in the way and cause the deaths of all your black cop heroes.

You fail, Rubang and Comrade. He's pretty much outlining the entire plot of Dawn of the Dead. It was a JOKE.

 

He forgot zombie babies.  Man the remake was oddly good.

 



PS360ForTheWin on 06 January 2009

i would create and head an elite team of zombie fighters called the "Zombie Defence Force" and we would fight the zombies till the death!