What's your Zombie Plan?

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The Ghost of RubangB said:

im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

I'm quoting this just in case you edit it, because I want to be able to come back and read it later, perhaps out loud to some black cops.

Not only are you being racist, but what if a black cop is old, wounded, pregnant, or schizophrenic?

And if your whole plan is "find somebody who knows what they're doing and hide behind them because I am aware of my own incompetence," I guarantee you won't last a day. In fact, you're more likely to get in the way and cause the deaths of all your black cop heroes.

You fail, Rubang and Comrade. He's pretty much outlining the entire plot of Dawn of the Dead. It was a JOKE.