| d21lewis said: I worked until 11pm. There's a 23 year old who works at a store in the area I was policing. She is so pretty, that she usually intimidates the hell out of me. I couldn't even look her in the eye! Well, last night after her store closed, I gave her a ride home in the police car!! She says she's a virgin, she says she doesn't have a boyfriend because nobody ever asks her out, and she usually just stay home watching TV or hanging out with her family. I told her that we should go out sometime, and she said yes!! I'm afraid I'll corrupt her (my reputation is horrible), but I think I may have just met my wife.....seriously. The girl is flawless. Wish me luck!! |
The best of luck to you mate! And if I recall correctly, she get's to be a mother without having to go through labor! She'll be all over you!
I went to the movies today (Madagascar 2 is more fun then pride and glory, strangely) and when walking home I stumbled upon a large group of people huddling around a show. Bunch of transvestites where handing out presents. When one took his shirt of I suddenly recalled...when going to bed last night I stumbled upon a semi-nude girlfriend of my mates. She was going to the toilet I just got out of. I was naked, she had only her nickers on. Quite awkward but we imiidiatly closed our eyes. I then recalled... we both aren't wering contacts, right (she has -8 and I have -4).. I didn't see anything... good night!
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