Dear Sony soldiers it seems a new enemy has emerged. Their leader is a pink blobby aka the guy with the most alt accounts 'Kirby 007". He has managed to organise a strong following, and his pink blobby soldiers are infiltrating our base as we speak.
You're leader is asking for you to come out of retirement for one more fight. We have been in this position before it was the X360 army and then it was the Wii army. But we disposed of those armies and we will do so again, we must not underestimate these pink blobby soldiers. Their leader is the biggest spammer on VGchartz, and their secret weapon is alt accounts loll. I have positioned every soldier with their task, May the Force Be With You. Let's win this war so we can all go back to our wives!
- Blazinhead89 = Roof sniper
- Psrock = Roof sniper
- Skeeuk = Tactical soldier
- Perpride = Tactical soldier
- Snake612 = System Analyst
- Cougarman = Driver
- Headshot91 = ground soldier
- Megaman2 = Ground spldier
- Squillaim = camouflage
- Colonelstubbs = 'bait'
We need your services now!
