You really think that I believe the two names are legitimate split personalties? It's a parody. Maybe I didn't make that obvious enough. Should I frame my reply in "This is a joke"?

Hey, I'm groggy: I've been up all night waiting for Club Nintendo's confirmation email... What's your excuse? Did you run out of GOOD jokes?

The following is a joke. I don't feel this way. It's meant to be funny. I'm a really poor armchair therapist because the pay is so bad.

That story doesn't seem very likely. Who would name their son Bacon? That's exactly the kind of story I would expect a 12 year old girl to make up. Plus it's just more likely that Bacon and Fan girl are part of a split personality disorder. Both are obsessed with Nintendo, but prefer different characters. Your one personality, the damsel personality prefers Zelda. It's a personality ripe with impatience and neediness, because of your need to be saved and demanding attention out of heroic males. I've seen you project this attention grabbing on these forums, and your need to bump your topics stems from your impatience. Your other personality, the savior personality prefers Star Fox. He is a male that goes out of his way to fight injustice all while saving his teammates in battle. Look as the Bacon personality always comes in the nick of time to defend the honor of the Nintendo Fan Girl personality. Honestly I find the two different personalities really complement eachother well.

Tell me, didn't you say before you had issues with your Dad? Hmmmm...Mr. Psychologist is seeing a chain of events coming together to explain your condition.

The previous is a joke. I don't feel this way. It's meant to be funny. I'm a really poor armchair therapist because the pay is so bad.