I take offense to that.

Eh, report me. ;)

I hate you, steven.

BTW, on the alcohol front, I acquired some Grey Goose... Things are looking up.

Though not if you're my client who expects his 1000 product e-commerce store transferred tomorrow. Poor fucker. He'll just have to wait 'til Monday. I have to run to Minny to watch my niece perform her piano recital on Friday.

Fuck 'em.

Is that sig new or am I only just noticing it now? Either way, it doesn't have the same effect without the actual picture of the monkey...

The monkey is always there, you're just not looking hard enough.

B-B-But I love you rocketpig... I thought we had something special. I was planning the wedding, I was going to have Elton John sing our song. Then we would free 1000 white doves, one for each time we made love.

Already been married, already divorced. Sorry that you're late for the party.

Still, I love Elton. If you want to sing it to me, I'll listen.

If you truly are drunk you should ban all the other mods just for the lulz

Much more appropriate.

The monkey hates the Wii.. Shocking.