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Probably because you're smoking so many dubees man!

And I'm fully retarded.



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Nope.



I've had my fair share of retarded moments, but those are just normal. Right?



Wetcoaster said:
I've had my fair share of retarded moments, but those are just normal. Right?

I've told many people before and I'll tell you, and many people again.  Shitting your pants ISN'T retarded.  It's just poor timing or too much drinking.  Or you think you can squeeze out that one last fart, and well....  Soup poop.  I shit the bed beside my wife once.  I told her months later, she was pissed.

 



I make random noises sometimes, including animal noises, my favorites being a parrot and a horse.

I play my arm like a guitar and tables like pianos sometimes, sometimes making the noises with my mouth, only songs i know how to play though.

But i guess i'm not retarted...




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rendo said:
Wetcoaster said:
I've had my fair share of retarded moments, but those are just normal. Right?

I've told many people before and I'll tell you, and many people again.  Shitting your pants ISN'T retarded.  It's just poor timing or too much drinking.  Or you think you can squeeze out that one last fart, and well....  Soup poop.  I shit the bed beside my wife once.  I told her months later, she was pissed.

 

Thanks, rendo. I feel much better about myself now.

 



SamuelRSmith said:
akuma587 said:
I have a friend who is over 22 and she still says "Chikmunk" instead of "Chipmunk." Its the funniest thing in the world.

 

 I can't imagine that comes up to often, though.

Yeah, but people who know about it bring it up.

 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

Retarded? No. Insane? Yes.

There's a saying that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. I tend to use that line as my limbo stick.



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