Nintendo doesn't give us enough BDSM! The best image of Peach being tied up was in Super Mario RPG, but Square made that!

I demand you cater to my sick fetishes, Nintendo!

BTW, that article failed by the premise. He's claiming Nintendo isn't number 1 again.

Poor guy... wrote up his April Fool's article early so he'd be prepared, and he accidentally hit the submit button. =(

Hawkeye said: Ninendo cares about money. Casual is more profitable then hardcore for them, though they are making a half-hearted attempt to keep their core base (an they have plenty of hardcore fans who will stupidly follow them and buy games like Zack and Wiki or de blob even if those game don't suit their taste because they need to "support 'hardcore' gaming on the Wii"

Or, maybe gamers buy de Blob and Zack and Wiki because, oh I don't know, they're unique gaming experiences that have substantial quality worked into them? Every major corporation cares about money, genius. Somehow I doubt Microsoft and Sony are above giving a crap about money. I'm pretty sure they all have the same bottom line, Nintendo just took the unbeaten path to success. The Wii has been out for about two years now--it's high time people start accepting Nintendo's recent success for it's actual reasons rather than ignoring facts and selling the company short by saying "oh, they like money." I'm pretty sure you like money, too. You've probably done worse things for money than make Wii Fit.

Warg, why is this still at the top. Dumbest thing I've read in ages, and I read alot of stupid shit. Let this one die a lonely death.

What do u mean "to become #1 again". They are #1. I think them having about 47% of the console sales proves it.

wichdog69 said: What do u mean "to become #1 again". They are #1. I think them having about 47% of the console sales proves it.

 

HD counts as one cosole. Didn't you know that?

noname2200 said: Bobbuffalo said: Read and cry or laugh. I choose laugh!   To save folks the time, a quick summary: 10) Miis are stupid. Nobody likes Miis, because they're lame. Avatars are totally cool, though. 9) New technology sucks. No one likes motion controls, or touch screens. Do what I'm telling you to do, and stick with the traditional controllers, like Sony Microsoft Sega(?). 8) Easy games are easy! Give me hard stuff, like that Castlevania game. Man, it'd be great if there were Castlevania games on Nintendo systems nowadays... 7) Ports are bad! No more ports! You don't see XBLA Classics, for instance, or downloadable PlayStation games. Have some dignity Nintendo, no one likes to pay for old stuff. 6) Exclusives are awesome, and Nintendo doesn't have them. Why can't they be more like the PS3 and 360? They totally have third-party exclusives up the wazoo and stuff. 5) You shouldn't let third parties make Wii games for you anymore. (Yes, they're really in this order). 4) Give us moar of your classic franchises. Your new stuff sucks. I want you to bring back your old series. Like Viewtiful Joe. That was my favorite Nintendo game ever, so much so that I know who the developer was. 3) Waah! Friend Codes suck! I don't wanna make friends in RL! 2) Casuals suck. why doesn't daddy luv me anymore... 1) Listen to your fanbase, by which I mean me. Pandering exclusively to us totally paid off in the GameCube era. Remember how you rose to heaven on our wings, and we totally didn't laugh at you, or call you kiddy back then? Yeah, those were good times...And now you think you're all special and stuff, just because people are buying your products in droves. If you'd just listened to me, you totally wouldn't still be sold out. Stupid Nintendo. WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS NINTENDO!!!!???

 

 That post finishes in my top 5 favourite VGChartz posts ever.

LordTheNightKnight said: wichdog69 said: What do u mean "to become #1 again". They are #1. I think them having about 47% of the console sales proves it.   HD counts as one cosole. Didn't you know that?

 

I always thought it was everyone vs Nintendo. That would include all third parties and the PC as well, right?

The only point that remotely made sense is #3. Games do feel easier, but is it because you've gone older and are faster learners to the controls?

Anyways, if the writer really IS a Nintendo fan, he ought to be happy that the console of his favourite company is the highest selling, so that more people out in society play the same thing as you do and hence have something to talk about while in public, and not in some forum.

It does not matter what players make the team, but the fact that the team wins.