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Cougarman said:
--OkeyDokey-- said:
There are so many things wrong with that. Why is he angry at Nintendo for Castlevania Judgement? Nintendo have nothing to do with it.

 

that was exactly what i was thinking when i was reading this, he also blames nintendo for the lack of viewtiful joe lol

Someone should tell him that the developer of Viewtiful Joe no longer exists... but I guess he'd just blame Nintendo for that, too.



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Hawkeye said:
Ninendo cares about money. Casual is more profitable then hardcore for them, though they are making a half-hearted attempt to keep their core base (an they have plenty of hardcore fans who will stupidly follow them and buy games like Zack and Wiki or de blob even if those game don't suit their taste because they need to "support 'hardcore' gaming on the Wii"

did it ever occurred to you maybe they legitimately like Zack and wiki and deblob? i have both of those games and i didn't buy them to support hardcore games on wii, i bought them because they looked like decent games, oh don't call people who buy those games stupid.

 



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i agree with 1 through 6. please, if only it happened id be so happy



noname2200 said:
Bobbuffalo said:

Read and cry or laugh.

I choose laugh!

To save folks the time, a quick summary:

10) Miis are stupid. Nobody likes Miis, because they're lame. Avatars are totally cool, though.

9) New technology sucks. No one likes motion controls, or touch screens. Do what I'm telling you to do, and stick with the traditional controllers, like Sony Microsoft Sega(?).

8) Easy games are easy! Give me hard stuff, like that Castlevania game. Man, it'd be great if there were Castlevania games on Nintendo systems nowadays...

7) Ports are bad! No more ports! You don't see XBLA Classics, for instance, or downloadable PlayStation games. Have some dignity Nintendo, no one likes to pay for old stuff.

6) Exclusives are awesome, and Nintendo doesn't have them. Why can't they be more like the PS3 and 360? They totally have third-party exclusives up the wazoo and stuff.

5) You shouldn't let third parties make Wii games for you anymore. (Yes, they're really in this order).

4) Give us moar of your classic franchises. Your new stuff sucks. I want you to bring back your old series. Like Viewtiful Joe. That was my favorite Nintendo game ever, so much so that I know who the developer was.

3) Waah! Friend Codes suck! I don't wanna make friends in RL!

2) Casuals suck. why doesn't daddy luv me anymore...

1) Listen to your fanbase, by which I mean me. Pandering exclusively to us totally paid off in the GameCube era. Remember how you rose to heaven on our wings, and we totally didn't laugh at you, or call you kiddy back then? Yeah, those were good times...And now you think you're all special and stuff, just because people are buying your products in droves. If you'd just listened to me, you totally wouldn't still be sold out. Stupid Nintendo.

WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS NINTENDO!!!!???

ROFL! XD

 



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Snake612 said:
that website is retarted and needs to be taken off the internet.

It's nice to dream isn't it?



Pixel Art can be fun.

10) Go cry moar.

9) Fuck innovation? Uh, wow. So basically, you don't have the gaming industry to try something new? What the hell?

8) I kinda have to agree that newer games have been easier. But I dunno, we still get hard games. Mega Man 9 anyone?

7) What? Are you really that fucking dense? Nintendo has nothing to do with most of these ports. That's the 3rd party's doing, not theirs.

6) This is the dumbest reason. The non-exclusive games are ALWAYS the 3rd party's doing. Not Nintendo's.

5) ...Wut? You do realize NMH is getting a sequel, right? Also, Nintendo doesn't decide what 3rd parties should make. They decide themselves, the reason some IPs don't get sequels because of poor sales or they just don't do it.

4) Sin and Punishment is a recent revived franchise. Kirby got new games on the DS and a remake. Kid Icarus is technically revived as the franchise played a good role in Brawl. Pikmin is getting its 3rd game. Punch Out is revived too. Also, the Wii is fucking 2 years old. Stop expecting every single franchise to be released/announced in 2 years. Seriously, what an ignorant comment.

3) Oh boo fucking hoo, friend codes. Get the fuck over it, sheesh. Why do people like you get so anal over for friend codes? Seriously. :|

2) This makes me wanna punch you in the face...really hard.

1) Read: 2

 

Really, what a whiner that idiot is.



Why does he hate Sony and Microsoft so much? It seems he won't be satisfied until Nintendo drives them both out of the console market entirely.



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noname2200 said:
Bobbuffalo said:

Read and cry or laugh.

I choose laugh!

 

To save folks the time, a quick summary:

10) Miis are stupid. Nobody likes Miis, because they're lame. Avatars are totally cool, though.

9) New technology sucks. No one likes motion controls, or touch screens. Do what I'm telling you to do, and stick with the traditional controllers, like Sony Microsoft Sega(?).

8) Easy games are easy! Give me hard stuff, like that Castlevania game. Man, it'd be great if there were Castlevania games on Nintendo systems nowadays...

7) Ports are bad! No more ports! You don't see XBLA Classics, for instance, or downloadable PlayStation games. Have some dignity Nintendo, no one likes to pay for old stuff.

6) Exclusives are awesome, and Nintendo doesn't have them. Why can't they be more like the PS3 and 360? They totally have third-party exclusives up the wazoo and stuff.

5) You shouldn't let third parties make Wii games for you anymore. (Yes, they're really in this order).

4) Give us moar of your classic franchises. Your new stuff sucks. I want you to bring back your old series. Like Viewtiful Joe. That was my favorite Nintendo game ever, so much so that I know who the developer was.

3) Waah! Friend Codes suck! I don't wanna make friends in RL!

2) Casuals suck. why doesn't daddy luv me anymore...

1) Listen to your fanbase, by which I mean me. Pandering exclusively to us totally paid off in the GameCube era. Remember how you rose to heaven on our wings, and we totally didn't laugh at you, or call you kiddy back then? Yeah, those were good times...And now you think you're all special and stuff, just because people are buying your products in droves. If you'd just listened to me, you totally wouldn't still be sold out. Stupid Nintendo.

WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS NINTENDO!!!!???

You're my best friend now. XD

 



He's a really ignorant person with regards to Nintendo, but there's 1 point I agree with. The ports from GC games are really unnecessary. I don't care if people didn't have the chance to play them before, that doesn't matter at all. The thing is that those ports take up resources and time from the original teams and prevent new iterations of the games to come out. Those GC games can be easily found, there's no need to remake them again only for the controls. If new controls is what you want, then make a new game that supports those controls.

Other than that he's completely wrong. One thing though is that they need to make games from more franchises that are there completely forgotten but have millions of fans. I'm sure 2010 will be the year of the Wii in regards to 1st party games, because next year will be probably the worst.



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