While playing the new demo of Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, I noticed a certain character used the pronoun ''she'' to describe Kazooie. At first, I thought it was a joke, but while reading a very special article (trust me, it is) in a certain site called Encyclopedia Dramatica, I found out it was indeed true!

I barely knew any English when I played the first Banjo-Kazooie game, so I didn't really inform myself after completing the game. Then, I knew a bit more when Banjo-Tooie came out, but I didn't get that far in it because I thought it wasn't like the first game. It was hard for no reason, and the game was just too powerful for the N64 that I couldn't stand the lag!

Now, I'm scared that I can't even recognize a girl from a boy! I mean, I've seen worse pixelated graphics in my life and I could definitely tell that some characters in other different games were girls, but this changes everything. Heck, I even knew Slippy wasn't a girl in Star Fox, so why couldn't I see that Kazooie was a girl from the beginning? I can't trust what I see with my own eyes.

So... with all that said, where are the boobs?

Can't recognize a girl from a boy? Pft, don't be scared about it; practically every anime that comes out nowadays has me guessing.

on her chest

Underneath the feathers are her boobs.

The egg laying probably should have been a clue, lol.

Banjo ate them, as a young bear he never knew his mother and wanted to experience breast feeding. Unfortunately not knowing his strength he bit too hard.

Seriously, she didn't lay any eggs. She just literally ''spits'' them from either her elbow or her mouth. How is that laying eggs? Sounds more like ammunition to me!

Breegulls don't have boobs, plus you never see Kazooie's body really.

Kazooie doesn't shoot eggs anymore right? Does this mean she's hit menopause?

Wasn't there a move where she lifted her rear and laid a bouncy egg.........or did I screw up that move?

This got me wondering... is Birdo a boy or girl?