I made this thread becuase people need some laughter in there life. So anyone that has anything that is funny post it here!
"If Obama is the anwser then thats a really stupid question you asked"
ways just readding some stuff about the election and found this thought it was funny.(I voted for obama BTW)
If a girl with big tits works at Hooters where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP
what did the boy talking mushroom say to the girl talking mushroom?
HOLY CRAP ITS A TALKING MUSHROOM!
What did Helen Keller say after reading a piece of sand paper?
That was one violent story.
These are racist, so I'll shade them out. I'm not racist, and don't intend these to be offensive.
What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
Racist one coming your way from a black guy:
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
Whats tragic about a 4 black people in a cadilac rolling off a cliff?
A cadilac seats 5.
Why are Black people so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call one black person stuck on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call all black people stuck on the moon?
Problem solved.
You call a regular black person a n*gger, what do you call a rich, intelligent, successful black man?
A n*gger.
lol =) funny stuff
I'm such a sucker for those evil, racist jokes, so...
What makes black people and sperm alike?
Only one in a million actually work.
What are three things you can't give a black person?
A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
Bigfoot's been spotted.
REALLY bad one;
What would martin luther king be if he was white?
Alive.
Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
Because everyone hates the black ones.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?
There's swerve marks in front of the dog.
Why are aspirins white?
Because they work.
What do you call a black person who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist b*stard.
And, I'll throw in a white one;
Why are there only two pallbearers at a white man's funeral?
Because a trash can only has two handles.
Okami
To lavish praise upon this title, the assumption of a common plateau between player and game must be made. I won't open my unworthy mouth.
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