I'm such a sucker for those evil, racist jokes, so...
What makes black people and sperm alike?
Only one in a million actually work.
What are three things you can't give a black person?
A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
Bigfoot's been spotted.
REALLY bad one;
What would martin luther king be if he was white?
Alive.
Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
Because everyone hates the black ones.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?
There's swerve marks in front of the dog.
Why are aspirins white?
Because they work.
What do you call a black person who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist b*stard.
And, I'll throw in a white one;
Why are there only two pallbearers at a white man's funeral?
Because a trash can only has two handles.
Okami
To lavish praise upon this title, the assumption of a common plateau between player and game must be made. I won't open my unworthy mouth.
