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Super Mario Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

As titular plumber Mario, you are swept up into an alien spaceship when the Mushroom Kingdom is demolished by Bowser to make way for an interstellar goomba highway. Using only your wits, the Wii Remote, and an odd fish in your ear, you must now rescue 120 Power Stars to create the Mushroom Kingdom once again.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

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Mass effect with Uncharted

i.e. Mass Effect with no load times and Uncharted with more exploration and moral choices



House of the Dead Space V.

Deep in space, you are told to MEET G OVER THERE. Only, when you get to the spaceship, you find it infested with aliens intent on making you SUFFER, LIKE G DID. Desperately, you ask yourself, HOW COULD ANYONE DO THIS? before being attacked by freaky-looking alien DOGS OF THE AMS. And thus your horrifying adventure begins.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

Far Crysis 2.

A ground-breaking FPS with hyper-realistic graphi- ...wait, the system requirements are WHAT??



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

And I'm spent.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

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Star Wars Battlefront II with Warhawk



Combine GTA IV and Rock Band 2 to make the ultimate Metalocalypse game. Take control of Dethklok and cause unspeakable mass destruction between/during gigs.



Metal Gear Solid 4 with Pro Evolution Soccer

"on the left we have Evil Bastards FC, captained by Very Bloody Old Ocelot, and on the right, Pussy Earth Saving United, captained by Very Bloody Old Snake"



I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
         "Suck my balls!" - Tag courtesy of Fkusmot

Then again, why settle for just two games?

Metal Gears of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos Field Combat Mission: Impossible Mission Cobra Command & Conquer Generals: Zero Hour of Victory Road Rash: Next Generation Tennis Arena Football Manager 2 Human Killing Machine Hell: A Cyberpunk Thrillville: Off the Railsport Challenger Tank Battalion Wars in Middle-Earth Defense Force 2017.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

Psychonauts and Half-Life 2, why play Mirror's Edge when you can play a first person platformer with awesome boss fights and psychic powers?