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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.



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damnit, i r fooled
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp



cmon dude, anything involving midgets is usually a joke. =)

funny read all the same, true or not.



I just read that out loud to my girlfriend with a shocked face and a dropped jaw...

Damn you twesterm



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Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

lol funny nonetheless



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I didn't think that could have possibly been real. haha. Still funny though. =]



That made me lol, until I read that it was a joke, then it made me grr.



I am both glad and sad that it's fake.

Damn awesome read though.



I know this story is fake, but at first I didn't put it past the cambodians, those people are messed up.



"An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets"

The Lion is innocent!!! It's the fault of 2 humans and a BET!!!!
ANIMAL'S HAVE RIGHTS!!!

OT: LOL



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