God woke me up when I fell asleep boiling hotdogs last night. He ROCKS!

Yeah, Satan is pretty bad ass. He rides a Harley that spits fire from the exhaust, AND doesn't get burned! Chicks dig it!!

But God can turn water into Vodka, and his beard is totally kick-ass! It's always a party, with God! Praise the Lord!

Just read your link, Wesslewoggle. I didn't come here to learn and stuff. Good day to you, sir!

*grabs hat and jacket*

*leaves thread in Model-T car*

I'm a pretty cool guy

I don't know, for some reason I have visions of something that looks tasty... and noodley.

I already know what god looks like. I looked in the mirror this morning

Was he standing behind you or something?

There he is, i know it's him because of the beard and the lights coming from above

Whatever you want.