Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road
because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted
change!
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road
because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and
dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot
the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken
burgers for lunch. But I tell ya (wink, wink) Joe six pack and all the
hockey moms want to know too (wink, wink).
Ya know I'm a maverick. Was it the road to nowhere?
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally
helped that little chicken to cross the road. This
experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! -
that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the
road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you
can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the
road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,
and I was misled about the chicken's' intentions. I
am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We
need some black chickens.
Dr. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize
that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems
before adding new problems !
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part
of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that
the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the
other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.. It's as plain
and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.
RINGO STARR: No I'm not signing anything for that chicken.
BILL GATES: I have just released eCHICKEN2008, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part
of eCHICKEN2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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