Disclaimer: This thread was made with the sole purpose of humor. You have been forewarned.

1.) Do you prefer Cat Girls or Bunny Girls?

2.) Would you rather sleep with a woman 20 years older than you or a woman 6 months pregnant with someone else's child?

3.) Do you stratch yourself more below the belt(genitals, legs, knees), around the belt(waist) or above the belt(nose, arm, neck)?

4.) Who is the manliest man you've seen in a video game?

5.) Do you have an object (not body part) that's abnormally big?

Me..

1.) Bunny Girls

2.) 20 years older than me

3.) below the belt

4.) Hector (FE7)

5.) I have an abnormally long winter jacket in my closet.

1. Bunny girls
2. Pregnant girl I guess, tho neither to be honest
3. Don't keep track much, I would say above the belt
4. Super Mario, the mustache proves it
5. I have an abnormally large led zeppelin poster (it's nearly life size and takes up pretty much a whole wall)

1) Both are meh in anime, but in real life I wouldn't kick 'em out of bed.
2) Both are on my list.
3) Below.
4) The King of All Cosmos.
5) I have an abnormally large TV, penis, and appetite.

1. Cat girls are awesome.

2. I'm gay, so I wouldn't really like either.

3. Below.

4. Duke Nukem

5. I have a 50 inch TV.. does that count?

Original post said object not body part....
So I'm left to wonder...

Maybe I collect rare and unusually large penises from the animals I hunt.

1. Bunny girls

2. 20 years older. She'd only be 43, so she could easily still be foxy.

3. Above the belt

4. Cid (Final Fantasy 7)

5. Sword

Do you do a lot of hunting in Oakland, CA?

Compensater?