I have exactly the same "problem", because I just think all the material out there is rubbish and poorly made. Have you looked into anime? A lot of anime is idealised pornography, in that it is easier to imagine it being genuine.

Guess I gots to watch enough porn for the both of us!

*cracks knuckles*

I'll be in my room.

Seinfeld references are so ten years ago.

 Seinfeld is timeless!  No soup for you!!!

Be quiet you anti-dentite. Why don't you be the master of your domain and yada yada yada shut up!

Lol!

Futurama references are much funnier.

"I have gone too far. Who does me think we are?"



"The alcohol powers my fuel cells."
"What's with the cigars?"
"They make me look cool."



"Futurama does not advocate the cool crime of stealing."

It just isn't as good as Real Women, That's The Problem.

I just realized it was a Seinfeld reference which I absolutely adore. Newman.

Futuram has some good one.

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." Zapp
"I called da police which reminds me I have to go flush some things." Hermes
"Impending para un Bending" Bender
"Like Hermes jerked prunes"- Professor
"I call it Carribean Drain-O"- Hermes

Porn is bad anyway. don't worry about it. I looked at it for a while, but now I'm not curios at pussies look kinda gross anyway.