I just realized it was a Seinfeld reference which I absolutely adore. Newman.
Futuram has some good one.
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." Zapp
"I called da police which reminds me I have to go flush some things." Hermes
"Impending para un Bending" Bender
"Like Hermes jerked prunes"- Professor
"I call it Carribean Drain-O"- Hermes