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Seattle, WA (AHN) - Google Inc. has introduced a new feature in its Gmail that will prevent a drunk person from sending stupid or bad e-mails late at night.

The optional feature called "Mail Goggles" activates when Gmail users compose e-mail at the program's default launching time of between 10 p.m. of Friday to 4 a.m. on Saturday. Arithmetical quizzes will appear on the screen that should be answered in seconds by the user. Failure to answer the quizzes will cause the e-mail to be put on hold.

The new function needs to be set when it should launch and the degree of difficulty of the math questions to be answered. It can be turned on through the "Settings" link of Gmail, under the "Labs" tab.

Gmail engineer Jon Perlow designed the comical add-on to help people avoid regrets or bad repercussions of e-mails they send when their mind is not sober.

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LOL (it would be very helpful for certain people here too...)



Not trying to be a fanboy. Of course, it's hard when you own the best console eve... dang it

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No way, is this real? How is it not April 1st?



This is awesome, I know people who need this... many are VGChartsterz



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

So you have to do math to send an email... What if you needed to send an email inquiring about math?

I'll stick with Windows Live.

What if struggle with math even when not under the influence... I am being negative :)



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 Wii: 80-85 Million end of 2009 (1.1.09)

he hehe. Well at least its a toggle option. If it were mandatory I'd be pissed.

but then again some drunks can do that and sobriety tests just fine before sending out rancid e-mails, so I think its a waste of time.



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.............................................................................................wow



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

Dear G-mail,

I think you made a crappy program with your stupid Mail Goggles, as some people just want to send some god damned e-mails don't you know? You're writing us off as drunken stupid idiots and what the hell is up with that? I tell ya man, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first with your backs against the wall, as we normal people don't like your snooty accusations from your ivory towers of code writing and whatever the hell else you do up there. Go sit on your thumb and rotate!

Signed,
Stof... wait a sec 42 divided by... no wait SHIT! um... I'll send this off tomorrow morning.



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Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

but drunk emailing is FUN....



[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan

Wow, this whole thing is stupid.

10pm launch time? That'ts not even late!



well i'll just have to get drunk at 4pm, problem solved, next!!



Bet reminder: I bet with Tboned51 that Splatoon won't reach the 1 million shipped mark by the end of 2015. I win if he loses and I lose if I lost.