I met a guy who was having oral sex with his neighbor's kid when he was 5, and their parents caught them. But those were evil Christian parents who shamed him into a homosexual guilt complex that haunts his entire life. He's not even gay. Kids do those things and don't even know what they are.

I met another guy who played the same oral sex game with his neighbor at age 5, but that was in the anti-queer 40's, and he was so ashamed he repressed his memory and didn't find out he was gay until he had flashbacks when he was 40, the poor bastard.

Out of those 2, the 2nd one (who suffered from repression for decades) is the more balanced and better-off today. His parents didn't catch him and shame him as a child. The other one's in his 20's and dumb and neurotic as fuck, and can barely keep eye contact with anybody.

Sounds like you came out alright. It seems like it's all fun and experiments for the kids until the older people came in and yell "WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG SO FEEL BAD UNTIL YOU GO CRAZY YOU SICK FUCK." I only know those 2 anecdotal cases though.


My big secret is my secret special ability.

Wow.

My secrets are nothing compared to yours.

The Ghost of RubangB said: I met a guy who was having oral sex with his neighbor's kid when he was 5, and their parents caught them. But those were evil Christian parents who shamed him into a homosexual guilt complex that haunts his entire life. He's not even gay. Kids do those things and don't even know what they are. I met another guy who played the same oral sex game with his neighbor at age 5, but that was in the anti-queer 40's, and he was so ashamed he repressed his memory and didn't find out he was gay until he had flashbacks when he was 40, the poor bastard. Out of those 2, the 2nd one (who suffered from repression for decades) is the more balanced and better-off today. His parents didn't catch him and shame him as a child. The other one's in his 20's and dumb and neurotic as fuck, and can barely keep eye contact with anybody. Sounds like you came out alright. It seems like it's all fun and experiments for the kids until the older people came in and yell "WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG SO FEEL BAD UNTIL YOU GO CRAZY YOU SICK FUCK." I only know those 2 anecdotal cases though. My big secret is my secret special ability.

I thought that your secret was that you have an even naked"er" avatar but you were afraid to show it to the world! :)

Another awesome VG thread!

i used to finger my aunt's friend when i was about 7 lol, that is the only secret i have, actually i forgot about it and this thread reminded me, hey thanks

This thread reeks of grade A bullshit. Still entertaining though...carry on

 

 

TheSource said: This thread reeks of grade A bullshit. Still entertaining though...carry on

 

I really jerk of too your numbers...

tell us one of your secrets, does anyone else do the sales analasys?