stof said: Silly people. Don't you know that there won't be a Tokyo Game Show this year? The would be organizers are too busy playing DS games to actually organize the show. |
I can see the headlines now:
"Nintendo DS Destroys Game Show"
Tokyo, Japan
Tokyo's popular gaming expo the "Tokyo Game Show" was cancelled today. Organizers for the event cited Nintendo as the reason for the show's downfall.
"Well, you see, what happened is we REALLY wanted to put on this show, right? But then Nintendo just had to go and release a new game for their DS. Needless to say, we spent all night playing it instead of doing our job" was the comment of one organizer, who wishes to remain anonymous.
Nintendo refused to comment on the allegations that they released the game before the show in the hopes of cancelling it in order to keep Sony's Playstation from gaining ground on their console, the Wii. A Nintendo (PINK:NTDO) spokesperson gave the following statement.
"We are saddend that the organisers of this event felt it more worth their time to play our latest game instead of organise the event. However, it was not our intention to do this."
One supporter of Sony's Playstation had the following to say:
"See? Nintendo is destroying gaming! Now we can't even have out own [censored] game show without Nintendo ruining it! Where are the hardcore games?"
A Nintendo owner had the following response:
"ST[censored]U n00b! the ORGANISERS of a GAMING show were playing it! That means its hardcore!"
Perhaps the biggest victim here is Microsoft's Peter Moore, who spent the entire night hiding in a closet at the show planning to jump out and surprise the audience with a surprise look at the XBox360's new game, "Pandering to the Japanese Audience" while wearing a costume reminiscent of the popular Nintendo mascot Pikachu.
Moore was overheard saying, "I fly all the way across the ocean, buy this stupid costume, and THIS is how it ends? [censored] YOU NINTENDO!!! [censored] YOU!!!"