An ex-girlfriend swore on her life that one night during sex I was really drunk and called her Nintendo. She said she'd have to fight Nintendo for my heart. Not surprisingly, we broke up after that.

Masturbation-wise, I think my mind has wandered to every possible thing ever by now. And not even just visualizing things, but also like meditating on intangible concepts, like justice, OR CHAOS.

Hypothetical, not mine;)

-An ex-girlfriend tag teaming her sister with me, I mean the hypothetical person.
-Family member's girlfriends and/or wives.
-Inappropriate places, not like 'in an elevator' more like 'in a doctor's waiting room' or 'during mass' or 'at the police station'.
-throat****ing women I wouldn't throat**** in real life. Nice women, who don't deserve it.
-A2M.
-A2 someone else's M.
-Her: dressed a pirate, me: as a ninja. I know, it's just wrong.

It means it never gets old, like an evergreen tree is always green.

Please PM me with a link... for my, um, friend... (I'm just kidding, unless you would, not really.)

@OP: This is your second reference to masturbation in two different threads in quick succession. I think you might need to take a few minutes away from VGchartz, peruse some other sites e.g. www.ninjasandpirates.org/ and get the baby batter off the brain;)

What's funny is you overlook the fact that if smell is so uncommon then those examples wouldn't be much more akward than saying I focus on the smell of a woman's hair.

BTW, that link http://www.ninjasandpirates.org/ is not what I meant.

Future Mother in-law...

Hehe, you clicked on it.  Sorry to disappoint, i just googled pirates and ninjas out of curiosity and picked the first link that came up out of 6.8 million hits, didn't have time to vet it.