David Jaffe predicts a conversation between himself and Miyamoto-san after bumping into him at E3 and failing to saying anything.

Jaffe: "'You have made some of the best games- hell, the best pieces of entertainment EVER but since MARIO 64, I have not loved anything you have done? I have respected all you have brought to the industry and world, especially in the last POST-Mario 64 years but for me personally, none of it floated my boat? But still dude, thanks so so so much for pretty much creating the modern incarnaton of this industry"

Miyamoto "'You are fat. Use Wii Fit for 2 months and call me back. Bye fatso"

If only this happened it would go down in legend.

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LOL.... gotta love Jaffe.

That was zarking great, good stuff... LOL

Haha funny. It's especially amusing to me because Jaffe's stuff is good (I absolutely acknowledge that) but it doesn't float my boat either!

Miyamoto should respond:
Thanks. I also like how you try to make ambitious projects from simple and interesting concepts like Calling all Cars. It still doesn`t sell well and the reviewers think it is shit. I would not pay a dollar for it, still I like how you try to make something new from a simple idea. You are some light years from hitting the jackpot like in Nintendogs and Pikmin. Keep trying, and do not tell people to suck cock or eat shit when they give low scores to your work.

That wouldn't be funny at all though And I'm sure Jaffe will enjoy SMG. After all, it's called the true successor to Mario 64. I respect Jaffe and his games.

Jaffe is definitely a good developer, Itsa. Even moving away from my distaste for the puerile style and melodramatic direction in the teenage-male-focused games such as God of War and Twisted Metal, their actual game design is very good.

Besides, this was just a joke, there's no need to take pot shots :/

 Yeah, same. That's kind of a bitter response and ruins the point of the joke. 

Calling all Cars got good reviews. The review that jaffe was pissed about was a 7/10. It is also one of the most downloaded games on PSN (this may not count for much). Jaffe has also come up with plenty of other big selling games. I posted this because it is funny, the fact that Jaffe is prepared to laugh at himself shows he is not 100% serious in his coments and adds to the humour.

Jaffe already made fun of himself in his blog so there is no reason for you to do so. You just came in and flamed it with no reason. You are ether very bitter at Jaffe or very protective of Miyamoto.

 Agreed!