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It's so damn good, especially if you are stoned.  I have to say that your mouth begins to revolt after a little bit though because you can't even salivate after your mouth has become thoroughly coated with peanut butter.  That's why peanut butter and jelly go together so well.

I have also found it makes a big difference which side of your PBJ you have facing up when you eat it, the PB side or the J side.  One of the orientations is much more pleasing to the palate because the jelly hits your mouth first and keeps the peanut butter from overwhelming your mouth too quickly.



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I've only done it once, back when I was 5. It was the same day I beat Bowser in Super Mario World, I think. I must have been celebrating.



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usually before I make PB&J I always lick the peanut butter spoon.



Yeah sometimes but it's even better with chocolate chips mixed in it.



I eat peanut butter when I get the hiccups so it comes straight out of the jar. It goes away quick. I love me some Peanut Butter though.



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Of course. once or twice I've brought it to work when I was too lazy to make lunch. My coworker and I spent most of the day passing the knife back and forth enjoying our smooth.



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i have i love peanut butter....but most times i either make a peanut butter and banana sandwich....or use the peanut butter as a dip for cheese puffs



Baddman said:
i have i love peanut butter....but most times i either make a peanut butter and banana sandwich....or use the peanut butter as a dip for cheese puffs

I have a friend who for lunch everyday eats a peanut butter, banana, and cheetoh sandwich...

 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

hmmm...i may have to try that sometime sounds tasty