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My 3.5 year old screwed my toilet up.  Whatever he's flushed down there isn't coming out and you can only pee as the water takes about 5 minutes to go down....

 

Well I had to do more than pee.  I put a plastic bag under the seat, and I pooped.  Yes, this is gross but I had to poop.  I bagged it up and put it in the trash....  Am I a horrible person?



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yes... what if you had the runs??? I wish I hadnt said that :(



You should get a giant litter box and train yourself to go in that.



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thats...well i dunno what to say



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Wow, do you not have more than one toilet in the house?



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akuma587 said:
Wow, do you not have more than one toilet in the house?

 

I wish.



hmm this is not any worse then shitting your pants



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RolStoppable said:
When I came into this thread I really expected something more disgusting from you rendo. After all you are you.

If it makes you feel better I did oogle at it for a moment before I put it away.  Was about 8 inches long.

 

Future reference people.  Shit that's not under water smells more.  FACT.

 



You didn't light it on fire on someone's porch, ring there doorbell and run off, so that it a good start. You had to go, so go.

Pee in another drain (bath) until you get the problem solved. Then clean the bath obviously. That way when you decide to plumb and get rid of problem, you'll be sticking your hand in clean water instead of morning piss.