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oliist on 02 September 2008

Developers stating they would give their own game a very high rating.
Mol...



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colonelstubbs on 02 September 2008

When its based on a movie



I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
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Garcian Smith on 02 September 2008

When the name of its intended genre has the prefix, "MMO-"

When the main character is less than 18 years old and has spiky and/or technicolor anime hair

Alternatively, when the main character is a space marine or supersoldier of any kind

When the screenshots show brown as the dominant color in the game world, and the game isn't a horror game

When a bunch of manchildren obsess over the game's story on the Internet

When you spend at least as much time watching the game as playing it



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

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oliist on 02 September 2008

When it's based on a movie which bases on a game.



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weaveworld on 02 September 2008

When it says (insert console name) on the cover



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Dgc1808 on 02 September 2008

When you don't play the game.... you walk and it plays it self during a fight.... [FFXII, FF7 Crisis Core]



4 ≈ One

Seraphic_Sixaxis on 02 September 2008

When a Legion of biased reporters scream "Epic Win" At a "Cetain" Over-hyped games, then it goes to the flop factory. :D



megaman79 on 02 September 2008

the developer gets whored out to someone else after producing great product at Nintendo. um do u need examples?



“When we make some new announcement and if there is no positive initial reaction from the market, I try to think of it as a good sign because that can be interpreted as people reacting to something groundbreaking. ...if the employees were always minding themselves to do whatever the market is requiring at any moment, and if they were always focusing on something we can sell right now for the short term, it would be very limiting. We are trying to think outside the box.” - Satoru Iwata - This is why corporate multinationals will never truly understand, or risk doing, what Nintendo does.

Thatmax on 02 September 2008

You know a game is gonna suck if you can complete it while riding a unicycle.



jedson328 on 02 September 2008

... when its a 3rd party game developed for the Wii.



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