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RolStoppable said:
I got an email response from Malstrom, he said: "You are crazy!"

Yet another 100% accurate statement from Malstrom.



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Rol was probably stressing the importance of Kim Possible games in the disruption strategy.



I don't know. Does he wear pants? That could be our first clue in the Rubang or Not Rubang department.



Alright, I confess, I am Sean Malstrom! But that's not all. Oh no, not even close. For you see, I am also James Rolfe, Doug Walker, Noah Antwiller, Benjamin Croshaw, and Matt and Mike Chapman! Yes, I am the Angry Video Game Nerd, the Nostalgia Critic, the Spoony One, Yahtzee, AND the guys who make Homestar Runner! How did I stage meeting myself several times? That's for me to know and you to write long-winded and ludicrous explanations about! I also wrote the Sword of Truth series, War and Peace, and several of Shakespeare's plays and sonnets. Oh, and I founded the city of Atlantis several thousand years ago, but I was on a bender at the time. Did I mention I also moonlight as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster on Saturdays, too? Let's not forget about my stint as the Dark Lord Sauron when I ruled over Middle-Earth either, though I don't talk about that period of my life any more; too many painful memories.

I am, of course, being 100% completely, utterly, and ridiculously sarcastic, and not a single word of the above paragraph is even remotely true. Which, if you're a conspiracy theorist, means that every last word of it must be true, of course. Ah, don't you just love human logic's faults? It makes life so much fun.



Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.

Retrasado said:

rofl. I hadn't seen his site before. This pic is pure gold:

 

 Aw man thats quality



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Meh.

I don't like his style of writing, as I believe, at least in the two or three articles I've read on him, have kind of contradicted each other.

He (and JL) are gaming's equivalent of Barack Obama. All talk, no action.

JL is heralded for getting one prediction right, and Sean Malestorm for the opening our eyes to the Blue Ocean strategy. Aside from that, he's done nothing beside sound like a fanboy. But a smart one :P



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you don't like Maelstrom?..

oh, well ^_^

I'll laugh when his predictions come true...again