Alright, I confess, I am Sean Malstrom! But that's not all. Oh no, not even close. For you see, I am also James Rolfe, Doug Walker, Noah Antwiller, Benjamin Croshaw, and Matt and Mike Chapman! Yes, I am the Angry Video Game Nerd, the Nostalgia Critic, the Spoony One, Yahtzee, AND the guys who make Homestar Runner! How did I stage meeting myself several times? That's for me to know and you to write long-winded and ludicrous explanations about! I also wrote the Sword of Truth series, War and Peace, and several of Shakespeare's plays and sonnets. Oh, and I founded the city of Atlantis several thousand years ago, but I was on a bender at the time. Did I mention I also moonlight as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster on Saturdays, too? Let's not forget about my stint as the Dark Lord Sauron when I ruled over Middle-Earth either, though I don't talk about that period of my life any more; too many painful memories.
I am, of course, being 100% completely, utterly, and ridiculously sarcastic, and not a single word of the above paragraph is even remotely true. Which, if you're a conspiracy theorist, means that every last word of it must be true, of course. Ah, don't you just love human logic's faults? It makes life so much fun.
Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.
