Ok... first, don´t ever drink wine... it just doesn´t come close to beer... but since you were drinking with the misses and trying to get her drunk enough to do some freaky stuff in bed I will let it go for now... to your problem:
1. Take the same wine and spill it all over your carpet... red is a much nicer color for a carpet, you might need to get used your living room smelling like a homeless guys liver for a while but after that you can spill as much wine as you want...
2. If you really need a white carpet and don´t mind your place looking like you bought it from M.C. Hammer just bleach the s**t out of that rug...
3. I recall reading something about peanut butter, mayo and lemon doing the trick with red wine... or was it chewing gum ??? Anyway in the name of science you should combine any number of foods on the stain to figure out new ways to ruin it forever...
4. Are you sure you didn´t spill the wine on exactly the spot where you always wanted to put that little coffee table you saw in pottery barn ???
5. This is absolutely foolproof for any laundered items! Mix Dawn dish washing liquid soap with hydrogen peroxide...then pour on the stain and let sit as a presoak. Neither of these ingredients works by itself. You must use BOTH. You'll actually see the red wine disappear as you drizzle the mixture on a stain. Thats how your remove wine stains... or was it make napalm ??? S**t... I have been mixing up my stuff ever since that meth lab exploded on me...