Wait for one and three come along at once.

Three women I know have given birth this morning... coincidence huh.

a girl from work, another I used to know from highschool and my mates missus.

Why were you waiting for a pregnant woman?

oh oh i know i know!

Waiting for a bus is like waiting for 9 months to give birth! It feels that long.

No.

Women are like buses.  You pay $2 for a ride  but you have to share with 30 other people and you probably won't get off first.  Gross huh?

Women are like the gum stuck under the seat of a bus. All mellow and sticky.

Pregnant women are like busses?

What, like the best way to have sex with them is in the tail pipe?

You must have been busy that night.

+1

Agreed.

I hate public transport.

I thought it was going to be an alternate version of one of Jimmy Carr's jokes.