I perfer the Daily show. Since it's not a parody its easier for them to be semi-equal in coverage.

Didn't seem that way with Bush as presdient... but i mean the guy is just an easy target... there are tv adds who make fun of him to sell products for gods sake.

Though to be fair they do seem to be shying away from it slightly, probably due to the fact that the obama jokes don't go over as well with the crowds.

I remember when they hit him for turning his back on public financing after making such a big deal about it... no one laughed which caused john stewart to say in a comical whisper "It's ok to laugh at him..."

Still both are hilarious and not serious 70% of the time, so it's nothing horrible like the O'Reily factor or Countdown or some crap.

stephen colbert is much funnier than stewart, just look at these quotes from colbert.

And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve a Republican majority! I quit!
3. In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.


Have you ever looked at a cloud and thought it was something else? Then stop...smoking...dope!


Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

Move over Oprah you fat bitch, tonight every member of my audience receives a priceless gift... the Truth.

Side effects of tonight's show may include euphoria, patriotism, and painful urination.

When I think about Truth, I touch myself...

The Colbert Report's terror level has been elevated to brown, somebody spilled coffee on the chart...

No animals were harmed in the recording of this episode. We tried but that damn monkey was just too fast.

February, if you had any balls you'd be three days longer.

Happy National TV Turn-Off Week, you hypocrites!

Clothes don't make the man, God does. Stop taking credit, my pants.

It's the sixty-third anniversary of D-Day. Still waiting for that thank-you note, France.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.





i could add more but this should be enough to make colbert the winner

One of the reasons I love Colbert is how he parodies shows such as O'Reilly or Countdown... he's so ridiculously (fakely) arrogant and biased that it's very fun to watch. He does a great job of pointing out how ridiculous they are.

I agree with whoever said the interviews need to go away though.

Those are the show opening quotes right? If so WHERE can I find those????

^ these are just some of his best quotes, i don't know where to find opening quotes.

here is were i found the quotes i posted

http://stephen-colbert-2008.blogspot.com/2007/10/101-greatest-stephen-colbert-quotes.html

" Don't you know how to spell report? R-E-P-O-R-Silent t"

"Turns out the people in Canton actually watch TV rather than watch still painting as I thought previously"
For last one, I think it went like that

are you talking about canton south dekota or canton kansas?

I'm pretty sure it was Canton, Kansas
The south dakota people agreed with Colbert

good because that place is a shithall according to colbert

Colbert would be great as a travel advisor, with his help I could narrow down travel destinations... By alot