Cougarman said:
stephen colbert is much funnier than stewart, just look at these quotes from colbert.
And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve a Republican majority! I quit!
3. In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.
Have you ever looked at a cloud and thought it was something else? Then stop...smoking...dope!
Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.
Move over Oprah you fat bitch, tonight every member of my audience receives a priceless gift... the Truth.
Side effects of tonight's show may include euphoria, patriotism, and painful urination.
When I think about Truth, I touch myself...
The Colbert Report's terror level has been elevated to brown, somebody spilled coffee on the chart...
No animals were harmed in the recording of this episode. We tried but that damn monkey was just too fast.
February, if you had any balls you'd be three days longer.
Happy National TV Turn-Off Week, you hypocrites!
Clothes don't make the man, God does. Stop taking credit, my pants.
It's the sixty-third anniversary of D-Day. Still waiting for that thank-you note, France.
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell.
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
i could add more but this should be enough to make colbert the winner
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