who would win: chuck norris or Jean-Claude Van Damme

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chapset on 20 August 2008

don't forget Van DAmme was in street fighter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter_(film)

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konnichiwa on 20 August 2008

Who is Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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pichu_pichu on 20 August 2008

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Chuck Norris...I guess...

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chapset on 20 August 2008

konnichiwa said:
Who is Jean-Claude Van Damme?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that dude killed a guy with is but chick, i think

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The Ghost of RubangB on 20 August 2008

Van Damme, because he was high on cocaine while filming every movie he ever made in the 80's, and through half the 90's or so. I don't remember when he quit, could've been before or after Street Fighter. But he said before he got clean, he was high during every shot of every movie he did.

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chapset on 20 August 2008

The Ghost of RubangB said:
Van Damme, because he was high on cocaine while filming every movie he ever made in the 80's, and through half the 90's or so. I don't remember when he quit, could've been before or after Street Fighter. But he said before he got clean, he was high during every shot of every movie he did.

damn didn't know that so that make him even greater since drugs reduce your ability to fight

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Cougarman on 20 August 2008

van damme can't beat chuck norris, only one man can beat chuck norris and his name is chuck norris


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quarashi on 20 August 2008

Cougarman said:
van damme can't beat chuck norris, only one man can beat chuck norris and his name is chuck norris

Agreed.

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rocketpig on 20 August 2008

I'm pretty sure that when Chuck Norris decides to stop living, he's going to roundhouse God and take his place.

I think that answers the questions.

PS. Van Damme is French. Norris' dirty skivvies could beat him up.

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flames_of on 20 August 2008

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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