Here is my guess about what some of the more well known members of this website are doing....

Starcraft-  at a best buy and just happens to see some parents purchase a PS3 when he intercepts them and reccomends a 360, afterwards tries to talk to the manager about a commission for the "sale" but unfortunately gets turned down fast

Stof- sings songs about canada on his way to cut trees, probably says "Eh??" a lot

bodhisatva- gentle buddhist that you can find under the forest's bodhi trees, listening to a CD of monks chanting

GirlGamerElite-  gamer ho

Ok

DmeisterJ - Sitting playing at home on VGChartz maintaining his integrtity both on the VGChartz Virgin thread and in real life.

MontanaHatchet - Permabanning from life the fanboys of the world

ioi - sitting at his oak desk in england asking retailers all about sales

Leo-J - In his bed gently holding his PS3, rubbing it's case and calling it his baby.

Nickelbackro - Teaching cats all across the world how to balance wiimotes on their head which reading about the differences between CISC and RISC on wikipedia.

This thread could end up being quite the hilarity.