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MontanaHatchet on 15 August 2008
rocketpig said:
Incandescence said:

Yes, I strongly believe in it, and I can tell you that any rebellious kid I've babysitted who has defied me has felt the wrath of my palm.

And surprisingly, their parents supported my actions because they couldn't solve the defiance problems themselves. To be fair, though, they were all oriental.

What does that even mean? The children were being raised by intricate tapestries?

 

I don't know. Maybe describing someone as "Asian" is no longer politically correct.

Anywho, the best thing you can do to control your kids is to fill them with shame and sadness from an early age. Consistently let them know that you find them to be a pain in the ass and halt your enjoyment of life. Explain to them how much money they're costing you. Tell them how the world is a dark, violent place and there are millions, if not billions of people who hate them for no good reason.

Yeah, that'll teach your kid not to cry in a movie theater. I missed a perfectly good scene in The Dark Knight.

 



 

 

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mesoteto on 15 August 2008

^fast forward 15 years (fine dad i have had it ....blows brains out)



 

MontanaHatchet on 15 August 2008
mesoteto said:
^fast forward 15 years (fine dad i have had it ....blows brains out)

So? It seems like most of the suicide cases these days are those of spoiled, undisciplined suburbanites. Not that I'm criticizing suicide, it's a serious issue. But I wouldn't be so sure.

 



 

 

rocketpig on 15 August 2008
mesoteto said:
^fast forward 15 years (fine dad i have had it ....blows brains out)

Hey, that's three years off the books. Get the kid to do it at 13 and that's half a decade.

 




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Profcrab on 15 August 2008
rocketpig said:
mesoteto said:
^fast forward 15 years (fine dad i have had it ....blows brains out)

Hey, that's three years off the books. Get the kid to do it at 13 and that's half a decade.

 

 

Get him at least to 16.  Prime them for the Olympics, have them get their medal, then shoot themselves.  Two extra years of freedom and your fat ass gets to keep the medals.  It takes a little investment, but there is a payoff.

I give this thread a 9.6.



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mesoteto on 15 August 2008

^don't forget to get insurance



 

Kasz216 on 15 August 2008

I'm pretty sure they exist yes.

I solve the option by just not having kids. It's really better that way.



Mistershine on 15 August 2008

I smack my son's ass if he's naughty enough, but not hard enough to leave a mark. It's enough for him to have his ass out in public, the actual smacking is just for effect.



Incandescence on 15 August 2008
MontanaHatchet said:
rocketpig said:
Incandescence said:

Yes, I strongly believe in it, and I can tell you that any rebellious kid I've babysitted who has defied me has felt the wrath of my palm.

And surprisingly, their parents supported my actions because they couldn't solve the defiance problems themselves. To be fair, though, they were all oriental.

What does that even mean? The children were being raised by intricate tapestries?

 

I don't know. Maybe describing someone as "Asian" is no longer politically correct.

Anywho, the best thing you can do to control your kids is to fill them with shame and sadness from an early age. Consistently let them know that you find them to be a pain in the ass and halt your enjoyment of life. Explain to them how much money they're costing you. Tell them how the world is a dark, violent place and there are millions, if not billions of people who hate them for no good reason.

Yeah, that'll teach your kid not to cry in a movie theater. I missed a perfectly good scene in The Dark Knight.

 

 

I don't consider it correct, since I consider the term Asian to represent the entire continent as opposed to just southeast Asian countries like China or Vietnam, both of which are known for beating their kids. At the very least, Vietnam is; their teachers still beat their students the last time I visited, and their parents are no better. Considering the fact I live in California, where Vietnamese immigration is rampant, it's fairly obvious why the parents support my actions.



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Astrodust on 15 August 2008
Incandescence said:

Yes, I strongly believe in it, and I can tell you that any rebellious kid I've babysitted who has defied me has felt the wrath of my palm.

And surprisingly, their parents supported my actions because they couldn't solve the defiance problems themselves. To be fair, though, they were all oriental.

 

 If someone babysat my kids and then hit them I would show that babysitter my wrath too. That's if I had kids. See the circle of violence?