Spankings

[MontanaHatchet]

rocketpig said:

Incandescence said:

Yes, I strongly believe in it, and I can tell you that any rebellious kid I've babysitted who has defied me has felt the wrath of my palm.

And surprisingly, their parents supported my actions because they couldn't solve the defiance problems themselves. To be fair, though, they were all oriental.

What does that even mean? The children were being raised by intricate tapestries?

 

I don't know. Maybe describing someone as "Asian" is no longer politically correct.

Anywho, the best thing you can do to control your kids is to fill them with shame and sadness from an early age. Consistently let them know that you find them to be a pain in the ass and halt your enjoyment of life. Explain to them how much money they're costing you. Tell them how the world is a dark, violent place and there are millions, if not billions of people who hate them for no good reason.

Yeah, that'll teach your kid not to cry in a movie theater. I missed a perfectly good scene in The Dark Knight.