in response to losing ffxiii and to the tune of American Pie, i give you

long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How Sony used to make me smile.
Times up, you had your chance
It really was your last dance
But, baby, I was happy for a while

The PS1 made me shiver
I knew PS2, you'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep;
You couldn't take one more step.

I can't remember if I cried
It made me wanna run and hide
but something hurt me deep inside
The day that Sony died.

So bye-bye, new Playstation, bye-bye.
Drove up all your console prices,
And the gamers said why,
The good old exclusives have all said goodbye
Singin', "this'll be the day that you die.
"this'll be the day that you die."

While Nintendo write the book of fun
You make me wanna go and buy a gun
Never knew youd sink so low
Do you belive your still the one
After what youve bloody done
I telling you the answer is a big No

Well, you used to rely on marketing
this time it wont do a bl**dy thing
you've pi**ed off all your fan base
Man, you launched in such a haste

I wished your console the best of luck
but still no games, what the fu*k
Even your online play does suck
The day that Sony Died

So bye-bye, new Playstation, bye-bye.
Drove up all your console prices,
And the gamers said why,
The good old exclusives have all said goodbye
Singin', "this'll be the day that you die.
"this'll be the day that you die."

For 10 Years youd been going strong
and shareholders had all made a bomb
but thats just how it used to be
Now Grand Theft Autos said goodbye
what a strange decision, were you high
At least youd kept final fantasee

Oh, but then E3 came around
The 360 stolen your last crown.
The gamers have ajourned
and a verdict has been found

while Sony must have been sleeping
360 and wii are leaping
your gonna be left without a thing
The day that Sony Died

So bye-bye, new Playstation, bye-bye.
Drove up all your console prices,
And the gamers said why,
The good old exclusives have all said goodbye
Singin', "this'll be the day that you die.
"this'll be the day that you die."

Just a bit of laughs for you guys courtesy of a Gamespot poster. Dont take the console wars too seriously! :)

For the special VGC posters: "American Pie" is a rock song by singer-songwriter Don McLean.

is that supposed to be a poem

*weeps silently*

This board is going to drive me insane today.

Yes, it's a riff on "American Pie" by Walt Whitman.

for some reason i am in a really criticle mood, i dont know why, then i have to read all this madness.

Some people have too much time.

American Pie the movie?

HAHA! Give him a break. We don't know whether "American Pie" is a well known song in the U.K.

thats pointless and its also aimed at hurting Sony in the guise of a joke.
BTW I feel that poem 'sucks ass'

Now I am depressed.  What the hell is wrong with this forum?