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theraweness on 22 July 2008

 

—but the only thing I can't figure out is why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place, since everyone knows that fat girls are unlovable human garbage at whom any sensible bloke would sooner hurl invective than cast a longing glance.

I sure hope there's a clever dénouement like the Fat Princess magically becoming thin once she's rescued! 'Cuz that would rock, yo!

Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery. Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you.

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-write-letters.html

Its just a game.

 



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Munkeh111 on 22 July 2008

What??!?!?!?!



theraweness on 22 July 2008

I have to buy this game now



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SnakeEyez on 22 July 2008

LOL anybody noticed her eyes? lol. Anyways, she should read WHY the princess is fat. The opposing team stuffs ur princess with a shit load of food so that it would be harder to take her back and ur team does the same.



DogWeed on 22 July 2008

o no sony is in trouble.....



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mrstickball on 22 July 2008

Talk about an idiot.



Back from the dead, I'm afraid.

Chrizum on 22 July 2008

Wow, fat people sure can suck sometimes.



Q_A_X on 22 July 2008

We should hate fat people. The vast majority of them are fat because they are lazy slobs. What's not to hate?

Take that picture, case in point.



MGS4!

cwbys21 on 22 July 2008

That is absolutely hilarious. Definitely going to buy this game now to piss off people like that dumb b!tch. Damn, that girl probably weighs more than I do. She has a huge second chin and working on a third. I wonder if she is like Dudley in Harry Potter, wider than she is tall (I believe he is described as that in the beginning of book 4).



God hates console fanboys.

akuma587 on 22 July 2008

Wow, this is just too funny.



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