xD someone dancing with my friend did that eww!!

LOL... Some boys get really nervous around girls.. xD

you did that on tuesday RiGht!? xD

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thats a comment....?

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wow thats so like you!

*face palm* sexist!!!

Years ago, I went to a club and was sitting at a table with some friends. This hot girl was looking at me, and eventually asked me to dance. I tried to resist, but as I stated, she was hot. And she had a vagina. To the dance floor, we went!!

I proceded to dance so terribly, that the horrified girl DANCED AWAY FROM ME! I tried to dance after her, but it was no use. She was gone. I walked of the dance floor, a broken man. My friends watched the whole thing. They laughed at my pathetic ass for MONTHS!! If I had a self destruct button, that would've been the time to use it.

At least you didn't peed your pants...

one day in Middle School I was waiting for the bus. I was not feeling well at all and my stomach was hurting me when I got up. So I was at the bus stop for 5 mins now talking to my friends. All of a sudden out of the sky blue shit just started coming out of my ass. I could not control it at all. Then when it was over I went behind a bush to see what happened. Well I shit my self and my stomach was much better after that. So the bus pulls up and I have to take it since on one could drive me to school.

Now I am on the bus and people say it smells like shit on here and they are opening windows and holding there noses. The shit was all wet and my tighty whites was shit covered. Then I get off the bus and go right to the first bathroom I could find. I tryed wiping the poop out with toilet paper, but it really did nothing. So I went to class since the bell rang. I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. I took off the shitty underwear and my pants. I put on my gym shorts and then threw away underwear. The rest of the day I smelt like shit even those I was fully clean of shit on my body. No one wanted to get around me and all the hot chick stayed really far away from me. That was one of my worst days of my grade school life!