This is meant to be fun. I've read an article once that just as a joke made fun of Halo/Mario/Zelda and the likes and it was so funny. So I'm opening this up there are tons of games that are loved by all hailed as masterpieces, but there at some point had to be something that made you rant, so here is your chance get it all out:

Shadow of the Colossus: Sure it's beatiful and amazing and BORING! Yeah lets make a huge action-rpg epic with no towns, no people, no enemies but boss type battles, and people will....fall asleep playing it.

The Sims: Sure it's tons fun messing with peoples lives if I can only get my guy to work on time because he can't seem to eat a meal and piss in under 3 hours!

Animal Crossing:  Sure this quirky little world is tons of fun, for like 5 minutes a day. God forbid they actually gave me more to do in a single session of gaming.

 Mario/Zelda: Imagine for a moment that in every single Spiderman film he fought Green Goblin, every single batman comic he only fought the Joker. Every 007 film only fighting the same villian over and over over again. It would suck, no franchise in the world repeats the same villian over and over over, and yet Nintendo seems to think it's the only option available, god forbid Mario takes on someone other then Bowser! Or Gannon in Zelda.(granted there have been slight departures from this, but by far and wide their relience on these villians has far greater then any other franchise in any other media) Where at a point that even if we are battling another bad guy we know some way some how Gannon is going to pop his ass out from some rock and claim the last battle. 

Alright that's enough from me it's your turn now!(And please remember I love these games for the most part and this is meant to be humorous!) 

Halo sucks big time. Doom is by big margin a better game, at least for FPS games.

Ratchet & clank is garbage as well.

 Okay while your entitled to your opinion I sort of was hoping for more of a humorous dialogue about big games, other then I think ____ sucks.

If you Google "Decline of Video Gaming" or something like that, that was a great series of short movies that made fun of Video Games, if I find anything really funny from them, I'll post them.

Super Monkey Ball: anyone else figure out that it's just a bunch of furry porn? I mean, c'mon! MONKEY BALL. Not that complicated a code to decipher. Mimi lifts her skirt way too often. The rest of the monkeys hardly wear any clothes at all. Hell, Baby is the obvious pedophile cash-in that they threw in at the last minute. Monkey Fight, Monkey Target, Monkey bowling... all FILLED with innendo. That game is sick.

Halo, death by pretty colored lasers.

final fantasy. world is in trouble save it! While watching really really pretty movies and doing nothing. o the world is coming to the end! lets wait for a couple hours and see it detroyed, but the villain is waiting for us! yay for the villain waiting.

The World is full of innendo look at Kirby: a pink ball with rosey cheeks that will suck you up and swallow your power.

 I did find the video it's pretty funny. I'll have to watch the two sequals.

second movie is the best. dont forget decline christmas too.