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why do we hate noobs? no you should have said, why do you hate noobs?

i don't hate them, only when they refuse to learn things i think  YOU F%&*UIY NOOB



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pichu_pichu said:
don't worry, everyone was once a noob once

I never was.

 



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i never got a hard time when i was a n00b.

n00bs are not hated on this site its that most of them come on here not knowing the rules and not understanding the sales properly and they need to get reminded.

but sometimes though n00bs are so clueless that you eva feel sorry for them and help them, when they seem ok that is, or get mas and tell them a few things



That's weird, I always thought there was a difference between being a newb (new person) and being a noob (a person that's been around long enough to know better but still acts like a newb)



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Dallinor said:

The pope comandeth thee.

 

If the pope says it, it must be true.



Hi, this is Vince with Shamwow.

It's time for a Language Lesson!

First we have the newb or newbie:

newb
   
A term used to describe a inexperienced gamer/person/etc. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually wants to get better.

Someone who is new to the activity that they are currently partaking in. Very often this term is used pertaining to computer games. Contrary to popular belief, a newb and a n00b are not the same thing, as a newb can and will get better where as a n00b will partake in activites meant mainly to aggrivate other players.

Unlike the term noob, newb is a less offensive term which is used to describe someone new to an online community.

Next we have noob or n00b:

II. Defining 'Noob'

Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

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III. Behavior of noobs

Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.


Many thanks to the Urbandictionary for saving me the time of typing things out myself.



lol but i dont hate them but they can be annoying! >_<



When a noob says something stupid, there's not much background for people to judge him so he gets labelled quite quickly. If a regular member says something stupid, we think he's just having a bad day or in Rol's case that he planning one of his tricks.

If you want to test out my theory do this :

1. Create a new account
2. Create thread called : Where f*ck are the numbers?
3. Then try to redeem yourself in your next posts.

You'll find out it's next to impossible.



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ctk495 said:
lulz was this inspire by me?

 

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