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ssj12 on 08 July 2008
Onyxmeth said:
Nintendo Fan Girl said:

well... if i see anymore of those threads im going to get a mod. no one CARES!! im just saying that you guys are so... never mind. >_<

why do you guys make those threads anyway?

Beer and sex? Lovely but messy.
Sex and beer? Ooo lala but still really messy, especially around areas with holes.
Beer then sex? Messy if you're a lightweight.
Sex then beer? Don't mind if I do.
Sex with beer? Kinky if I'm the one watching but three ways are out of the question, as are one on ones involving me.

You should try at least 4 out of the 5 before you die Nintendo Girl. If it helps you out any, imagine the beer is a Pikachu and your partner is Link. Add in a few barrels, a fan and a plate of curry and you can roleplay Smash Bros. the way Nintendo wishes they could make it.

 

 

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mr.elite on 08 July 2008
starcraft said:
luinil said:
@ I Perdict: /slap HARD!

As a joke, that isn't even funny. She is underage, innocent (seemingly), and should not be joked about in the manner. Respect. That is all we are asking for.

Underage?

Isn't she 16?

Edit: AHHH. You're in the USA? In Australia and much of Europe 16 is the age of consent.

 

Age of consent for sex in the US isn't 18. It varies by state. In NJ its 16 as in many states but i dont know what state NFG is from so i dnn..



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konnichiwa on 08 July 2008

In Europe 16 is the age of consent? Serious? Whohaa a lot of us would have problems;.






--OkeyDokey-- on 08 July 2008

NFG isn't 16 anyway. If I told you her real age she'd get angry at me...



lolita on 08 July 2008
Onyxmeth said:
lolita said:
Onyxmeth said:
lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

So if the discussion of sex is creepy, weird and just wrong, what does that make the act of sex? Horrendous? Girl grow up. Unless you've got a chastity belt down there since birth you're in no position to judge.

 

 

Way to go to not read what I said and just judge me without knowing me. *Claps*

I have no problem with sex, the thing is that you look weird and dodgy when you tell random people on the internet your penis size... Especially when most are males.

Bravo woman. You have any reasons why the other four or five threads that got locked were creepy, weird and just wrong? One thread was a poster wanting advice on his threesome next week. The whole thread consisted of people giving him advice. I'm sure as a female of such high moral and sexual standards, you would balk at people that want to experiment with multiple partners, but some of us aren't prudes. We find alternate ways to get pleasure more adventurous than fucking missionary 7 days a week and shouldn't have to be shut up about it because a teenager thinks we talk about beer and sex too much. Maybe if you got your salad tossed every once in a while you wouldn't be so offended by these topics and wouldn't have this look of repressed sexual tension in your picture:

 

(A picture of someone badly needing their salad tossed!)

I'm done for the day. Ball is now in your court mods.

 

 

 

 

 

 

For one, what do you know about my sexual life? Nothing at all. Stop judging me. I think YOU need to grow up.

For two, those are highly ofensive personal attacks, it's immature and very rude.

Three, why the anger and hate? I didn't do anything wrong, I just posted my thoughts and opinions. I think you have some issues.

You're being reported.



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mr.elite on 08 July 2008

Here ya go
http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

this lists the state by state age breakdown for consent.

Omg look at south Carolina. 14 years old for a girl to consent. looks like im going to head south this summer. haha j.k (or am i!)



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ctk495 on 08 July 2008

Meh reporting sometimes doesn't work,I've reported okey thousands of times and he is still here :(



twesterm on 08 July 2008
Onyxmeth said:
lolita said:
Onyxmeth said:
lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

So if the discussion of sex is creepy, weird and just wrong, what does that make the act of sex? Horrendous? Girl grow up. Unless you've got a chastity belt down there since birth you're in no position to judge.

 

 

Way to go to not read what I said and just judge me without knowing me. *Claps*

I have no problem with sex, the thing is that you look weird and dodgy when you tell random people on the internet your penis size... Especially when most are males.

Bravo woman. You have any reasons why the other four or five threads that got locked were creepy, weird and just wrong? One thread was a poster wanting advice on his threesome next week. The whole thread consisted of people giving him advice. I'm sure as a female of such high moral and sexual standards, you would balk at people that want to experiment with multiple partners, but some of us aren't prudes. We find alternate ways to get pleasure more adventurous than fucking missionary 7 days a week and shouldn't have to be shut up about it because a teenager thinks we talk about beer and sex too much. Maybe if you got your salad tossed every once in a while you wouldn't be so offended by these topics and wouldn't have this look of repressed sexual tension in your picture:

(A picture of someone badly needing their salad tossed!)

I'm done for the day. Ball is now in your court mods.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know, I was actually fine with your post until you posted the picture and said she was someone that needed her salad tossed.  It's fine to disagree but no need to be rude to other users.

 



 

mr.elite on 08 July 2008

who is that a pic of?



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Baddman on 08 July 2008

Onyxmeth i agree with what you basically said but you did not have to post her picture dude that was mean and the tossin salad thing you went a little over the top with it