I just actually saw a commercial for Scientology (on Comedy Central which is ironic).

Really? They are allowed to advertise this on TV?

The commercial was this. They showed a boat sailing on a sea. "We conquered the seas." Then they showed an airplane. "We conquered the skies." Then they showed a rocket. "We conquered the heavens." Then, "But can we conquer our self-doubts?" Then there was a volcano erupting then dianetics.org came on screen.

All I can say is they should not be allowed to be on TV.

They are a cult! You shouldn't encourage a cult.

You have to shut them down.

Scientology shouldn't even exist in the first place.

Well, I guess Anonymous failed because I haven't heard anything from them in ages.

Anonymous is probably dead by now.

I want to see this commercial, is it on youtube?

I'll try to find it.

It is really anything other than what I just said (of course it could have been a shortened version of the commercial).

I think this is it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QX3siusq-5A

Maybe im ignorant but wtf is scientology?

How can they allow this? Ugh! >_

A "religion" that roughly believes that a long time ago an alien overlord brought some of his people to Earth, put them on volcanos,  and nuked them in order to deal with overpopulation. Now their spirits are coming out of the volcanos to haunt us and we must become scientologists to counter them.

Scientology is a cult-based "religion" that charges its followers to learn about the religion *coughcultcough* and uses these e-meters to track thetans in the body. Thetans are evil spirits in your body *coughbullshitcough*.

Here is what Scientologists ACTUALLY believe.

There used to be a Galactical Federation of Planets ruled by the evil overlord Xenu. Xenu feared the Federation was becoming overcrowded so he froze all the aliens and put them in rocketships. He sent the rockets to the Volcanoes of Hawaii and dropped all the aliens in their. But all of their souls were floating up. Xenu was prepared for this. He built giant soulcatchers in the sky and forced them to watch a movie of false reality (we call it history). The souls wandered around until the dawn of man, where they entered their bodies. To this day, that is what causes all of our emotion. Alien souls that believe in fake stuff.