Fine I have more.

http://vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?id=952945 Why are you excited about what Nintendo anounces for the ds if you never played a nintendo game?

http://vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?id=954704 But you never played a nintendo game. Does that mean you never played  a video game because you don't play nintendo games, and you don't play games that don't have nintendo  characters.

http://vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?id=818793 I doubt anybody would favor a game that they never played.

Admit it, you've played nintendo games.

1st link-Just because I'm excited about what Nintendo puts on the DS doesn't mean i've played it. Have you played every game you've ever been excited about? I am trying to get over some phobias here. Sometimes my nervousness can be confused for excitement. Both make me pee equally.

2nd link-That was sarcasm I was using to make fun of Nintendo fanboys because that's my preconceived notion of their psyche. They will naturally gravitate towards Nintendo games, ignoring any lack of story or gameplay hemorrages just to say they play Nintendo mascots all day. Why else would the most popular console from last gen on VGChartz end up being the Gamecube? We all know Dreamcast rocked the socks off my lox eating fox.

3rd link-The same way Nintendo can pretend the Virtual Boy never happened is the same way I can. I disavoy any knowledge of that post ever taking place, i'll take the American 5th amendment and the Battlestar Galactica's 18 amendment of the Articles of Confederation.

It doesn't matter, because everybody knows you played a nintendo game. ALso how do you know some nintendo games lack story if you never played one?

Sony fanboys tell me that all the time. They usually say that right before they say "PS3 domination begins in ___" and then they always name the year after the current one for some reason. Every time I hear that it sounds like hieroglyphics being spoken. "Cow-Man With Stick-Wheelbarrow-Triangle".

I don't get it. They say this? "It doesn't matter, because everybody knows you played a nintendo game."

No no no. First they say "It doesn't matter, because everybody knows you played a nintendo game". Then they say "laughing emoticon" which I'm still asking around why Sony fanboys say that to me. Maybe it's code for something. Then lastly they say, "Also how do you know some nintendo games lack story if you've never played one?" at which point I always answer, "I didn't know they lacked story because i've never played one. Do they lack story?". Then the Sony fanboy answers, "Nintendo games don't have stories. Some green elf regurgitates the same three line epic every few years, there hasn't been a twist in the scifi suit's story since everyone found out it bled one out of four weeks of the month and the plumber has just been stepping on dinosaurs, mushrooms and turtles trying to save a princess of an empty kingdom that desperately needs to dry clean that dress for 20 years. All Sony games tell masterful stories, even Gran Turismo in it's limitless minimalism of engine revving tells a better story than a Nintendo game ever could hope to dream up. PS3 domination starts in 2009!!".

So there you go.