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sc94597 said:
Onyxmeth said:
sc94597 said:

It doesn't matter, because everybody knows you played a nintendo game. ALso how do you know some nintendo games lack story if you never played one?

 

Sony fanboys tell me that all the time. They usually say that right before they say "PS3 domination begins in ___" and then they always name the year after the current one for some reason. Every time I hear that it sounds like hieroglyphics being spoken. "Cow-Man With Stick-Wheelbarrow-Triangle".

 

I don't get it. They say this? "It doesn't matter, because everybody knows you played a nintendo game."

 

No no no. First they say "It doesn't matter, because everybody knows you played a nintendo game". Then they say "laughing emoticon" which I'm still asking around why Sony fanboys say that to me. Maybe it's code for something. Then lastly they say, "Also how do you know some nintendo games lack story if you've never played one?" at which point I always answer, "I didn't know they lacked story because i've never played one. Do they lack story?". Then the Sony fanboy answers, "Nintendo games don't have stories. Some green elf regurgitates the same three line epic every few years, there hasn't been a twist in the scifi suit's story since everyone found out it bled one out of four weeks of the month and the plumber has just been stepping on dinosaurs, mushrooms and turtles trying to save a princess of an empty kingdom that desperately needs to dry clean that dress for 20 years. All Sony games tell masterful stories, even Gran Turismo in it's limitless minimalism of engine revving tells a better story than a Nintendo game ever could hope to dream up. PS3 domination starts in 2009!!".

So there you go.

 



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