Reality Distortion effect V2.
Microsoft is being investigated for its anticompetitive actions by the FCC and the DEA for misusing its monopolistic powers to corner the market in delivering E-crack. They had to intentionally cause RROD to slow down the growth of the console because it was so awesome or they could have been shut down by those agencies.
Now its just a matter of time, Microsoft will be absolved in the investigations and they will be able to unleash to full power of awesomeness upon the world and win the console war.
I predict converatively something like 180 million sales Xbox360, 60 million sales Wii and 30 million sales for the PSTripplez. Don't beat me up over it, but its the truth. The other consoles don't stand a chance against the unleashed awesomeness of the Xbox360! I heard that microsoft had to shut down the quantum engine in the Xbox360 that delivered 30 Petaflops of floating point performance because if they hadn't, the Xbox360 would have completely owned the market right from the start.
I heard that Kameo was meant to be rendered at 6000 by 4000 @ 120 frames per second and downscaled to 1920/1080p so it could fit on peoples tvs.
Now this is the truth! They didn't want you to have the 100mpg car and they want you to have the 30 Petaflop Xbox360 even less. They will do anything to get you from experiencing that power! Don't let them stop you!
Tease.
