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457. always drink and drive its fun

really dont drink and drive



Wii/Mario Kart Wii Code:2793-0686-5434
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456. Nintendo Fan Girl is awesomely awesome!!!



455. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.



454. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.



453. Leo-j thinks 12 year olds are Soriku on crack.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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452. Friendship destroys love!



451. If you want something to remain a secret don't trust ANYONE with it.



1. Never start a long list and expect others to continue it!

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450. The average person is not even worth speaking to.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

449. Don't date sisters..



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)